From Mr.Blogged [ooopx.info/blog]

August 12, 2007

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF LOVE

WORKS : IN MY HEART Residence : In My Dream
CABLE : KISS ME THRICE Lover Co.(Pvt) Limited,
CODE : DEAREST Lovers Lane
TELEX : 12555 ME Off Sweet Heart Road,
TELE : 000411 LOVER TOWN



The Mistress (my sweetheart )
Love making Co.,(Pvt) Limited
Beauty Street,
Kissing Lane,
ROMANCE CITY,


APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF LOVE


Being given to understand that there is a Vacancy for a lover in your heart, I refer myself as a candidate for the same.

As regards to educational qualifications, I prefer to state that I have passed 'Bachelor of Sexology' examination in 1996 at honeymoon University in 1st class, Taking keen interest in lovemaking subjects and matrimony as Subsidiary.

As for my previous experience, I wish to state that I have loved more than a dozen of girls of higher regulations and giving them entire satisfaction in discharge matters such as Embracing, Kissing, Hugging and other difficult task and attended at various places Such as Dark-room,Jkhu Gardens,sea Beach,Victoria park and Wellawatte sea side bush as requested by them and have been a Successful fitter at the times.

During my college carrier, I used to take keen in sports Such as lady Balls, Pocket Pingpongm,Naked Dancing in the Bathroom and have played Bed Rugger for all island championship etc. I am a young energetic and handsome with an ambition to serve a lovely and Beautiful girl like you.

If I am given a chance I assure you that I would put all cut effects testimulate your inner feelings by doing sexercise to your entire satisfaction.

Beside, I assure you good and fate production in any short service with you in minimum time

Thanking you and screwing you for your favorable Decision.


I remain Madam
You would be lover
A TO Z

mr.BLOGGED
( THE GREAT MALDIVIAN BACHELOR )

6 comments:

§φ×Δņ said...

lol!!! hehe good one!

iecco said...

hee hee balivejje thi kiya nimunu iru! hahah wellawatte sea side bush inthan emme majaee...

.mini said...

yeah mini ahves wellawatte thann majalee :P
although there was this gf application form in dhombs ge blog sometime back which i found more hilarious :P

kaiza shozey said...

niiiice dude.hehe. dont worry. im sure ull get the post. *ehrm ehrm*. seems ur 'qualified' enough

Anonymous said...

hey...good luck,, You will get the Job :P

Anonymous said...

" Wellawatte sea side bush "

lol

hope u get the job